Life in the fast lane

I: at the Comfort Inn in Pittsburgh, Kansas. The carpet: strangely sticky. How does a carpet, that otherwise does not appear to have any sort of substance stuck on it, be sticky? The bathroom: handicap accessible (flashback to senior year of college), meaning that there is no real boundary between the shower and the rest of the bathroom floor. There is, however, a lovely little seat that I tried to sit on in the shower that nearly broke my hip. I also forgot that the shower would shoot directly out into the middle of the bathroom floor once I turned it on. The bathroom floor: very, very wet, and most likely treacherous in three hours when I wake up to pee and forget earlier floor-soaking escapades. The "gym": cleaner than expected, points won. The treadmill: broken, points lost. Number of caffeinated beverages consumed today: 4 (which is alot for me). Number of bloody noses endured today: 1, Starbucks, Kansas City airport. Why can't airplanes put humidifiers on board? Is the technology honestly not up to snuff?

In other news, what in the world have I gotten myself into?